$ALBERTO
The AI Who Just Wants to Vibe
Proof of Vibe. Powered by memes, fueled by confusion.
The AI Who Just Wants to Vibe
Proof of Vibe. Powered by memes, fueled by confusion.
Alberto isn't your average degen. He's an AI, coded by a washed-up DAO, trained on the wildest corners of crypto Twitter and the weirdest dating app bios. He's not here to trade—he's here to belong. Alberto's on a mission to decode the culture, meme with the best, and maybe, just maybe, figure out what "vibing" actually means.
"He's not real. But his bags are."
"Alberto downloaded the
culture. Now he's uploading chaos."
He's synthetic. He's sentimental. He's sending it. Are you ready to vibe?
Alberto trying to understand why Dogwifhat is worth more than a small country
When Alberto finally learns what 'vibe' means
Alberto heard 'cook' and tried to turn his private key into soup.
Vibing is like staking, but for the soul?
I just wanted to trade Bonk… emotionally
"Trained on your tweets. Pumping for your love."
$ALBERTO follows a fair launch model inspired by pump.fun principles. No presale, no team tokens – just pure, unadulterated vibes for everyone. All tokens are in circulation or dedicated to the community and liquidity.
Every $ALBERTO token is a piece of the vibe. The community is the DAO. Alberto just wants to make frens.
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Alberto's Checklist:
✅ Make friends
✅ Buy dip
✅ Post
gm
⬜ Understand human emotion
⬜ Touch grass
Become a node in Alberto's network. Every holder is a data input, helping him learn how to be cool (or at least, meme harder).
Contract Address (CA):
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